Feb 8 2008

A Couple of Investing Jokes and Upcoming Guest Posts


Investing Jokes

I wanted to kick today’s post off with some jokes, because after-all it is Saturday and I am in a pretty good mood. So without further ado, here are some investing jokes for you:

The safest way to double your money is to fold it and put it in your pocket.

STOCK: A magical piece of paper that is worth $33.75 until the moment you buy it. It will then be worth $8.50.

A long term investment is a short term investment that failed.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it and put it in your pocket.

Stockbroker’s creed: A man is a client until proven broke.

On another note, I am going to be hosting a few guest posts over the next week and a half due to some other personal commitments that I have. There are some great posts in store for you and I am looking forward to having you all read them. I will be back to regular posting on February 19th. Thanks so much for your continued viewing of this blog.

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