Mar 15 2006

Innevitable Doom Coming – Call Our Investment Firm and Save Yourself

A recent article in The Globe and Mail (one of Canada’s national newspapers) reports that RBC Dominion Securities Inc. (owned by the Royal Bank – I own this) is advising us that we are in for a rocky road ahead and that investors should take action to protect themselves. Ok fine, but just wait until you hear what they recommend:

    To protect themselves from an “absolute” stock market decline, RBC recommends that investors pare their equity exposure outright, either through the use of options or by lowering their volatility quotient.

Through the use of options or lowering their volatility quotient??? What the F@$^ is that supposed to mean. Lower your risk through the use of options? I imagine that they mean using strategies like covered calls, but to the average reader this could mean anything. Lower your volatility quotient?? What a load of crap!

Here is how I read this type of statement:


    The end of the stock market world as you know it is about to end. The only hope that you have as a human is to call our investment firm immediately and we will take the appropriate steps to ensure that you are protected. We will use extremely simple concepts to ensure you are diversified and enact a pretty standard asset allocation strategy, but we will NOT explain it to you that way. Instead, we will try to confuse you and use big words and phrases like “options” and “volatility quotient” to convince you that you have no idea what you are doing when it comes to the stock market. Save yourself, call us.

I hope that the investing public is much smarter than RBC Dominion Securities believes it to be. This is nothing but outright scare tactics and why I spend the time to manage my own account. I think you should to.

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  1. The Dividend Guy Blog - One Guy’s Journey to Passive Income Through Dividend Investing » Stock Options and Wealth wrote:

    [...] But then I got to thinking that I shouldn’t really be worrying about it right now. I won’t be fully vested for another 2 .5 years. In addition, I stand to receive another grant in the spring of ‘07 so the lower the price is then, the cheaper my options will be priced and the more value I can hope to earn from them. Also, I buy shares through a share purchase plan every month and don’t plan on selling anytime soon (I will sell some when my company position becomes 5 – 7% of my portfolio). The lower the price they are the more shares I can accumulate. If you believe some of the news reports out there then this is the beginning of an extended retreat in energy stock prices – but I have written about being cautious with the media before. [...]

    October 5th, 2006 at 9:24 pm
  1. Canadian Capitalist said:

    I love commentary like this, the more of them the better it is. It is only when there are almost no bearish articles and everyone says everything is sunny that I should begin to worry :)

    March 16th, 2006 at 8:50 am
  2. GIV said:

    I hope that the investing public is much smarter than RBC Dominion Securities believes it to be. This is nothing but outright scare tactics and why I spend the time to manage my own account. I think you should to.

    Amen, brother!

    What stands out to me is the notion that options can in any way REDUCE your risk exposure. People say the stock market is like going to the casino. Well, options are like russian roulette.

    March 17th, 2006 at 10:40 am

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